Revelations in the Stairway

How is it that "Full House" and "I Dream of Jeannie" are still in re-runs, but not this?? I need my Nell. That was the ...

I won't bore you with the details. Basically, a guy broke his leg on purpose so he could wear a cast made of cocaine and smuggle it thr...

For some reason I was thinking about this goofy show today. The opening credits to 80's sitcoms were the absolute best thing in the whol...

Who has time to kill one thousand nine hundred and sixty seven people?

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I saw a movie on Lifetime last week (Yes, Lifetime. Don't even say it...) starring Ann-Margret. The movie itself was average, but what m...

Thanks to the kind thoughts and positive energy of you, my friends, the ol' Berry has awoken from his slumber and lives to see another d...

On the Friday after Thanksgiving, my work-issued Blackberry fell into a sink full of soapy dishwater and I'm afraid it did not survive t...

Just one year ago, I could be found sitting cross-legged on the floor enjoying a dinner of Pop-Tarts and a hot dog which I may or may not ha...

Sometimes you smoke the pipe, sometimes the pipe smokes you! -Mau Never one to be out done, Earl "Pee Wee" Johnson set out to pro...

I saw this picture online and it needed a good caption: You got to knoooow when to hold it... - Mau Nuh uh...I'm not gonna try it. YOU ...

Spoiler Alert! If you haven't seen Episodes 1 and 2 of Bravo's Top Design this season: (A) Shame on you, and (B) you might not wan...

TEAM KERRY, ALL THE WAY... Top Design Cast Revealed Read Kerry's Bio

Some headlines should not be allowed to get paired together.

Let me just say that my experience in first class a few weeks ago was TOTALLY tainted by some boob who got on the plane before me. I had se...

Travel = blog-worthy material! Current destination: Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport. Observation #1 Phoenix is poopy, poopy place. Observation #...

I heard something today that hit me like a frying pan. It was from a father to his daughter, and he said: "Pay attention to what a man...

Police: Man loses ear in karaoke machine attack Oh, the irony. The irony.

Last weekend, I stepped out of myself long enough to volunteer with the Kiwanis Club for the 31st Annual St. George Marathon . In the hours...

I recently took a spectacular trip to Europe, but when I told Katie I wanted to post pictures and blog about it, she said she'd rather ...

This is an avocado tree that has been sprouted from a pit. On Sunday it was 1 inch tall, and now as you can see it's pushing 4 inches i...

Katie has brought my attention to today's Yahoo! cover story: Synopsis: President Lincoln had an unusual degree of facial asymmetry, po...

I think the woman in the Detrol LA commercials would have a lot more fun at the party if she didn't wear the sandwich board. There are...

From FanNation.com: Steelers' Wilson feels slighted Cedrick Wilson feels ignored and he's not happy about it. The Steelers receiver ...

On the way home from that suc - cess - ful trip to California, I realized I need to speak out on yet another issue of American air travel. ...

I'm not the only one with some big shoes to fill. Luna was a fine piece of American...err Korean... ehhhh Japanese machinery, and I ...

Last Friday I got off work and, like a fool, got all excited about shoe shopping for a much-needed pair of new sneakers. I optimistically m...

My dear Luna (full name: Luna E. Clipse) has gone to live with a lovely family in Leeds, UT, where she'll have lots more room to run and...

During a trip to the Silicon Valley last week, I visited a national landmark. On your next American road trip, don't miss "the Hoo...

The 2004 Arm Wrestling Nationals are on ESPN2 right now. Incidentally, unless they start airing reruns of the Brady Bunch on ESPN2, this is...

Jackpot! I found a link to the infamous Jessica blunder: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEGfIXh1O1w . This really chaps my hiney because ...