what not to wear

I think the woman in the Detrol LA commercials would have a lot more fun at the party if she didn't wear the sandwich board.


There are 2 things about this commercial that I find noteworthy. First, I don't think you could pay me enough to be in a commercial where I have to pretend I've lost control of a bodily function. It's going to happen for real eventually anyway, so I'd rather not have the world think it's happening now. Or worse yet, the dreaded STD medications. What happens when you tell people what you do for a living?

Date: So, what do you do?
You - I'm a commercial actress.
Date - Cool! What commercials have you been in?
You - ::coughValtrexcough::
Date - Would you excuse me? My beeper is going off.
You - You don't have a beeper.
Date [awkward silence] Would you excuse me?

I'd lie.

Date: So, what do you do?
You - I'm a commercial actress.
Date - Cool! What commercials have you been in?
You - Swiffer.

Secondly, check out the insensitive bitches on the left side of the photo, whose faces are contorted into fits of laughter at this woman's shame. The one on the far left is laughing so hard, she's actually bent over. Well, karma is an insensitive bitch too, and I hope she deals both of these women a bout of chronic, fiery, explosive diarrhea that they'll never forget. Then Miss Thang on the left will really have a reason to bend over.

Who's the party-pooper now?