condo tour continued

Speaking of the shower, let's talk more about that. The one here seems to have 2 distinct settings: "Gale Force Blast" and "Exorcism". I usually settle for "Blast", which is unfortunate since I left Florida specifically to avoid the hurricanes. Generally the routine is: turn on the water, be beaten nearly to death, fight the force of the water to turn it off, mop up the blood, repeat the next day.

The good news is, there are plenty of mirrors that aid in the dressing of the wounds.