a new roof and something with a hoof

The owner of the house I was renting wants to make it his permanant home, so Kelli had to go bye-bye. I moved into a condo across town. It's pretty decent, and there's a great northern view of the canyon.


More interesting than the view, however, is the giant Remington-esque statue of a somewhat anatomically-correct buffalo, which is consuming almost the entire surface of the living room end table.


Ain't she a beaut?? Or "he", I should say.

i'm a wheel watcher

On these game shows, the contestants ALWAYS introduce their family as "My wonderful husband Chuck", "My beautiful wife Lorraine" "Two great kids - Jasmine 9, and Justin 6!", etc. When is someone going to mix it up a little and get real?? "I'm here with my verbally abusive husband, and my estranged teenage daughter, and I work a dead-end job at a paper-supply warehouse in a questionable neighborhood in downtown Detroit."

revelations in the beerway

Another reason why you should never drink in the presence of co-workers. You might say idiotic things like: "If N'Sync and Van Halen merged, they'd be N'Halen. And they'd open for the Doobie Brothers".

[cringe]